Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with
their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a
long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they
do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your
money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat
food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole
plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?