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Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their
Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a
Why is it that doctors call what they do
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two
Why do they sterilize the needle for
You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole
plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?
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