A man was taking it easy,
lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was
identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God," he said, "how long is a million
years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a
minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million
dollars?"
God answered, "To me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "In a minute."
This was taken from my Sunday School bulletin for today
and the junior adult class just loved it.
