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A GREAT LOSS
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It
is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications
from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite
being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old
man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy
is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral
was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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