Jesus is Watching

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you".

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you. " Totally rattled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yes," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you. " The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are any way?"

"Moses," Replied the bird.

"Moses" the burglar laughed.

"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"

The bird promptly answered: "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'!

Home

CSC Patriotic / Christian Inspirational Email Libraries Click on letters below to enter the library of your choice

A - G H - M N - S T - Z

PRIVACY STATEMENT - This website DOES NOT use spy ware. You are NOT tracked! Hit-counters are used to monitor activity; but THAT'S ALL! You will not be receiving annoying emails by visiting or clicking on any of the banners, text links or pictures on this website! GUARANTEED!!! Information is NEVER harvested, given away or sold to any individual or organization! This website contains over 200 pages for you to enjoy. Relax, and stay as long as you wish!!

ChristianSoldiersCross.com EMprints.com Quiet-Angels.com