American Red, White & Blue
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr.
Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No
one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records
were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as
knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird
gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense
lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not
kids, are in charge).
His health began to rapidly
deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations
were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old boy charged
with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
worsened his condition.
Mr. Sense declined even
further when schools were required to get parental consent to
administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live
as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became
businesses; and criminals received better treatment than
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost
after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee
was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge
Common Sense was preceded in
death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion;
his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is
survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.
many attended his funeral because so few realized he was
gone. If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join
the majority and do nothing.
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