Only in America.....do drugstores make
the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke!
Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in
Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
