The
Hillbilly's Ten Commandments
(posted
on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.)
Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all
those "shalls" and "shall
nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used
to talking in those
terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and
translated the
"King James" into "Jackson County"
language.... no joke, read on...
(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all
have a nice day.
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