A
woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us
to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune. "Then she hands the bottle to the
man.
The
man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man
asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman
replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police...."
