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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes,
and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags
in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at
the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back
up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my
officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing
but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car,
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration
The officer is quite stunned.
2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out
a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
officer examines the license. He looks quite
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my
officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole
this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was
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