To
those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are
our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is
something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children
are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And
the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
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"Don't
what?" Adam replied.
"Don't
eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
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"Forbidden
fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve.
We have forbidden fruit!!!!!"
"
No
Way
!"
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"Yes
way!"
"Do
NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because
I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering
why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A
few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break
and He was
angry!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh
huh," Adam replied.
"Then
why did you?" said the Father.
"I
don't know," said Eve.
"She
started it!" Adam said
"Did
not!"
"Did
too!"
"DID
NOT!"
Having
had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam
and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern
was set and it has never changed
BUT
THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have
persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and
they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had
trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a
piece of cake for you?
THINGS
TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them
to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them
to sit down and shut up.
2.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own
children.
3.
Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6.
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE
FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your
nursing home one day.
AND
FINALLY:
IF
YOU HAVE A LOT
OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE
ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE
TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
( “Our greatest
natural resource is the minds of our children.” - Walt
Disney )
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