American Red, White & Blue
A man was
being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through
The tailgating woman hit the roof,
and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
chance to get through the intersection with him. As she was
still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
up into the face of a very serious police officer.
officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He
took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
officer was waiting with her personal
He said, "I'm very sorry for this
mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were
blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you,and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus
Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School'
bumper sticker and
the chrome-plated fish emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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