An elderly woman walked into the local country
church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door
and helped her up the flight of steps "Where
would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the
usher said "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the
woman inquired.
"No." he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied
indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.

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