Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates. St. Peter
walks out and asks the first one, "What have you done to enter
Heaven?"
"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the
Lord's babies into the world." "Good enough to enter the
gates," replied St. Peter and in he goes.
The same question is asked of
the second doctor. "I am a general practitioner and go to Third World
countries three times a year to cure the poor." St. Peter is impressed
and allows him through the gates.
The third doctor steps up in line and
knowing the question, blurts out, "I am a director of a HMO."
St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, "Fine, you can
enter Heaven...but only for 2 days."
