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               Signs You Have a Cheap HMO Plan  

 

 

 

Directions to the doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

When you enter the office, you see a dispenser with the sign "PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER".

Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

The only psychiatrist, in the plan, is nicknamed "Joe the bartender".

The only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "An apple a day".

Your "primary care physician" is wearing pants you gave to Goodwill, last month.

"Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a misprint.

The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

Your pills come in different colors, with "M" on them.

And the number one sign you've joined a cheap HMO....

Your prescription for anti-depressant medication: A coupon for a double espresso at Starbucks.

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