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to the doctor's office include, "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."
When you enter the
office, you see a dispenser with the sign "PLEASE TAKE A
Tongue depressors taste faintly of
The only psychiatrist, in the plan, is
nicknamed "Joe the bartender".
The only item
listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "An
apple a day".
Your "primary care physician"
is wearing pants you gave to Goodwill, last month.
responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a
The only expense covered 100% is
Your pills come in different colors, with
"M" on them.
And the number one sign you've
joined a cheap HMO....
Your prescription for
anti-depressant medication: A coupon for a double espresso at
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